About

Gretchen Turner ((Everett Sebastian)) — Wally World Ride Tester (but-not-the-ones-that-make-me-vomit), Columbia University (and Psychedelic State) Graduate Student, member of the International Assembly for the Incorrigibly Goofy, Thong Inspector, Conjugal Visitor, Fl(ir)tation Device in (Gene) Pool Sailor, Dental Dam(nation) Exonerator, Oral Fixative Administrator, Family Guy sycophant, (ex-)opiate/Wheaties box all-star, Saraji Adorer, roadside Swami motel nightlight, par um pa pa pum-er, Bhakti babe, identically twinned, genflex (gender flexible) quillster!